It’s Britney, B***h

They say all things must come to an end, and for Ruckus it’s the current pop-driven playlist echoing around the office.

Following many, many submissions to the suggestion box complaining of “too much Britney,” Madelene is reluctantly updating the playlist.

Throughout the week Madelene would routinely play the same Spears song back to back, each time remarking, “oops, I did it again.” Multiple coworkers complained it was becoming a “toxic” environment, even as Madelene pleaded to hit play “just one more time.”

Someone suggested adding Robin Thicke to the playlist, but Madelene put her foot down by claiming him a “womanizer.”

Early reports are that the next week will be held in silence.